Disciples of Bork 2009-10-06T10:21:24Z Copyright (c) 2009 ExpressionEngine tag:blolol.com,2009:11:08 HAVE A MINUTE? OF COURSE YOU DO! CLICK HERE! tag:blolol.com,2009:forums/viewthread/.2030 2009-10-06T10:14:41Z 2009-10-06T10:21:24Z Raws YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO CLICK THIS

CLICK THIS RIGHT NOW YOU NAUGHTY PERSON: http://holybork.com/chat/

CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED SOME ENCOURAGEMENT/DISCOURAGEMENT: http://holybork.com/qdb/

YES WE ARE VERY ACTIVE, JUST STICK AROUND FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES IF NOBODY’S TALKING, OR TALK TO WHEATIES INSTEAD: http://stats.cerealbot.org/perkele

Butt buttwangt discovery I made today

JOIN #PERKELE oN IRC.DOOLANSHIRE.NET

JOIN DICK BUTT WANG

WE ARE WAITING

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]]> I will see you all in December tag:blolol.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.1973 2008-09-17T09:02:56Z 0 Raws Alright Borkers, I’m headed out tomorrow morning to catch a plane from Boston to Wellington, New Zealand. I’m headed there on a semester with NOLS, and will be spending three months hiking, climbing, kayaking and running away from the indigenous cannibals.

Kevin has full control of my server, and I’ve made him promise to check up on it a few times a week to make sure nothing catastrophic happens. Wheaties should be able to bring himself back online automatically if my home server loses power for any reason.

I’ll see you all in mid-December!

]]> Just a little day on the calendar tag:blolol.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.1990 2008-11-27T22:35:47Z 0 Mt_K3 Hope everybody who loves to eat food managed to have a nice Thanksgiving. Cheers!

]]> Recent downtime tag:blolol.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.1958 2008-09-05T21:41:25Z 0 Raws Hey guys, sorry about the past 48 hours or so of downtime. The bad news is that my entire server was down. The good news is that we’re no longer on a shared host! I am now rocking a DreamHost private server, which is just a virtual dedicated machine. All of you that have domains or subdomains hosted with me get all the benefits of guaranteed resources, too.

Note that I have an even higher-performance server with (mt) mediatemple that currently only powers two domains (as opposed to my DH server’s 90-something). I may move holybork.com onto it when I return from New Zealand.

]]> Fighter of WW2 Calendar tag:blolol.com,2007:forums/viewthread/.1839 2007-12-16T11:15:09Z 0 Clave You buy now…

http://ws-clave.deviantart.com/art/Fighters-of-WW2-Calendar-72247405

]]> Forum consolidation tag:blolol.com,2007:forums/viewthread/.1820 2007-12-02T22:45:18Z 0 yellow#5 Could we maybe consolidate all the game forums into 1? Cybernations hasn’t been posted in for months, and the other 3 are kind of unnecessary for the number of posts. If I wanted to post about CoD4, would it go in online? Console? Computer? It fits all 3, and it’s not like we have a ton of data to subdivide.

]]> A Year of holybork.com Stats tag:blolol.com,2007:forums/viewthread/.1828 2007-12-09T19:14:18Z 0 Raws Well folks, it’s been exactly one year and six days since we completed the server move and transition to ExpressionEngine over phpBB. Thought you might like to see some stats.

In one year and six days, holybork.com has:

• transferred 9.74 GB of data
• served 1 506 955 pages
• served an average of 28 433.113 pages per week
• served as high as 54 949 and as low as 10 599 pages per week
• suffered through the submission of 5 173 new posts
• been subjected to the horrors of 318 new topics
• welcomed 14 new members to the forums
• preserved 151 perturbing IRC quotes

And last but not least, I’ve created a graph of page views over the past year. Click the thumbnail to get a full-size PDF:

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Onwards, hogborkers!

]]> On Post editing… tag:blolol.com,2007:forums/viewthread/.1827 2007-12-09T05:55:45Z 2007-12-11T00:25:55Z Jeebus Seriously, Mav or whoever, I respectfully ask you not to toss in the racial slurs into our posts. Its bad enough this place is white as a picket fence but I do browse this forum not only privately at home but work and other less appropriate places. There’s a whole different dichotomy from being silly and something that could really be easily misinterpreted by many. Ask me, its reaffirming racist behavior and while whatever lick of satirical nature you may think it has, it doesn’t. But I’m not asking you to even not use racial slurs yourself, go right ahead. Just leave them out of my posts any anyone else who asks formally not to have racist diatribes tossed into their posts unbeknownst to them. Its not fair for others to have to watch their backs just incase they may have had something that could unknowingly offend the crap out of someone else.

]]> In search of a new Mac tag:blolol.com,2007:forums/viewthread/.1791 2007-10-17T15:19:36Z 0 Auron Hey guys, I’m looking to get a slightly improved Mac so I have a machine that 10.5 officially supports, so if anyone has a G4 867mhz Mac or faster they want to sell (for $500 or less) drop me a pm.

]]> 30,000th post! tag:blolol.com,2007:forums/viewthread/.1735 2007-08-03T00:47:49Z 0 Jordan I just looked down at the “total posts” number in the statistics box on the forum index, and it happened to say 29999. So I thought I’d take advantage of the momentous occasion and make the 30,000th visible post on the forums in the Important Stuff forum. Here’s to a million more words of spam, DoB!

P.S. I say “visible post” because this isn’t actually the 30,000th post because of previously deleted posts. It’s just the 30,000th post that you can see on the forums if you read every single currently intact post from the first to last.

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