Disciples of Bork

Shameless Self-Promotion

2010-11-09T21:14:20-05:00

I know there’s only like 4 people who surf this site anymore, but I just submitted my first Threadless Tee design for approval. I’m hoping it will snag hearts in the midst of this Thanksgiving season! Yes, I know most of you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, but it’d mean a lot to me if you would vote and give this a 5 to get it in. It’ll mean $2500 for me if it gets chosen. I’m not above bribes.

Help to increase the population…

2008-07-09T11:59:40-05:00

...of Clavetown: http://clavetown.myminicity.com/

(Yes, I should be working, but boredom set in)

Russian Rambo recluse sniped by police after mayhem in forest

2008-03-19T19:34:45-05:00

This guy is 100% metal. He was a 6’ 7” descendent of an exiled Russian crime family, survived on his own in the woods because a divorce settlement pissed him off, and made his own pistol. Then, after catching inspectors in his hunting traps and holding them at gunpoint and burning down 30 houses, it took a sniper specialist to take him out before he double-shottied the rest of the special police and Afghan war vet excursion sent to capture him in the middle of the forest he set on fire.

Seriously, best ever.

Halo 3 believe

2007-09-26T01:58:15-05:00

http://halo3.com/believe

A very very cool Flash site, containing the advertisements for Halo 3. Its presented about 40 years after the events of Halo 3 , and contains the events of a particular battle, presented as a museum. The events are painstakingly modeled, presented as a supposed freeze frame capture. The best part easily are the solider accounts (video particularly) that make the events feel strangely real and human. There’s one last video to be posted on the first. Its unconventional as you do learn that the Humans do win but its hardly a spoiler.

I’m not sure if they’re airing the solider accounts, but I give my double thumbs up for originality.

Disgraced US Senator

2007-08-31T01:04:41-05:00

Our nation is doing a good ol’ Texas fag-drag on Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho(R) after he was caught trying to solicit gay sex in the men’s room of an airport.

Here’s a steamy reading of the police report by Tony Award-nominated actor Paul Hipp. I can’t stop laughing…

Real Doll Doctor

2007-03-19T07:01:22-05:00

I guess everyone should find their own passion in life. This guy repairs old busted Real Dolls, and then apparently sells them…

The idea of a used sex toy distrubs me, but whatever… Enjoy the link.

Link is probably not work-friendly.

HD buzzword overkill

2007-03-05T11:28:51-05:00

This gallery I found amusing, it contains all the “HD” products that include sunglasses, motocross pants, magnets of baseball players and of course, Firelogs. Even the Portland based Oregonian Newspaper has “HD” news which probably illustrates why the Eugene based The Register-Guard is Oregon’s premiere newspaper.

http://news.com.com/2300-1024_3-6163965.html?tag=nefd.top

I think its time we make an EXTREME HD product.

IMG Chat Guidelines

2007-01-18T18:31:53-05:00

Purely for posterity. They will now rest in peace for eternity.

The Pants Whisperer

2006-12-29T12:38:10-05:00

http://www.thepantswhisperer.com/

My penis’s name is Moe the Womb Raider. What’s yours?

Google: Bork, bork, bork!

2006-12-21T01:18:45-05:00

http://www.google.com/webhp?sa=N&tab=gw

Not sure if this is old or not. Probably old, but also not sure if anybody knew about it.