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PIE HALL OF FAME
Posted: 14 December 2004 05:14 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Since IMG killed the img tag (oh, the irony, it yanks my sensitive man-parts) I present to you, the PIE HALL OF FAME.

BTW, this page is going to take about a year to load.

And now, for the old school:

Obviously, I’m come around on the ninja/pirate question.

and finally:

What have we learned? 

1: Prof is a smirking asshole, but still keenly observant about things like Fartz’s french camp erection, n00bs and the Roaring 69th Night Elf Tiger F*ckers.

2: Sometimes when he makes a pie, he’s lazy as hell.  Just go back up and have a look.

New DoB pies coming soon.

For being the coolest post ever posted in Mad Ranting, this is getting sticked until at least 2005.  Or 2055.

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Posted: 14 December 2004 05:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Oh man, that’s so many great memories.

It’s almost like a feature.

2004: The Year in Pies

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Posted: 14 December 2004 05:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I don’t know…this thread seems too wildly uncontrollable with intense laughter. I’d better lock it now before it spreads! raspberry

Just kidding. Sweet mother of Bork, Prof, that’s one hell of a pie hall of fame and about 1/4 of them I don’t remember seeing before. In any case, my favorite and most “LOL” pie would have to be “What Operating System do you use?” followed by “What is SydeX doing right now?”. Good times were the days of pies and hopefully more good ones to come!

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Posted: 14 December 2004 05:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I actually lose it at the SydeX pies. I just burst out laughing.  I started that post when giving a final this morning, and just let out this huge roar.  It scared the class to death.

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Posted: 14 December 2004 05:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Mmmhm Pie!  :D

Oh, how do you make them btw?

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Posted: 14 December 2004 06:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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the old pies are from Keynote, the new pies are in illustrator.

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Posted: 14 December 2004 08:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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How I idolize
Those ever-so-tasty pies.
They never tell lies.

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Posted: 14 December 2004 08:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I just remembered why I love you, prof.

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Posted: 14 December 2004 09:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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In a million years these pies will be excavated from the ground and books will be written about them and religions will be based upon them.

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Posted: 16 December 2004 10:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Well, I’m new to Illustrator so here goes:

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Posted: 16 December 2004 10:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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[quote author=“Clave”]Well, I’m new to Illustrator so here goes:

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Posted: 16 December 2004 12:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Prof has shown us one disadvantage of having an underground forum… no Sydex-bobbob-porneatmypuss-fistagon newbies to anally rape and string up for public humiliation.

It’s a cruel irony to say the least.

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Posted: 16 December 2004 06:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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LOL I suppose it’s only a matter of time….

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Posted: 16 December 2004 09:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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A little history…

For whatever reason we were arguing states and coolness factor on the IMG forum. Mav professed how cool Texas was and bashed any other state around. Walter and I scoffed at his proclamation and I devised a little graphic to make fun of Mav. While this wasn’t a pie chart, this was the first graph to be posted at IMG (the date created Feb 18, 04). Little did I realize my graphic would spawn a war of bar graphs then pie charts. So I’m at some root to blame. I think Johan mighta been the first to post a pie chart.

Also I’m to blame for the “Hefty” Mav nickname and a few other IMG nicknames, rather ironic as I’m not a big chatter. No I don’t hate Mav but he’s the one who provided the inspiration.

And here it is, the original.

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Posted: 17 December 2004 12:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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LOL

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Posted: 17 December 2004 02:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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I too have made pathetic attempts to reach Joel’s pie-provess. This one, I believe, was made during Joel’s crazy abscence of crazyness.

Oh, here’s another of Joel’s that I commisioned for a forum I used to admin which died and then for some strange reason got occupied by stupid Australians.

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