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Prometheus vs BoldDog7 vs Joefox vs SYCILO_KID vs Syndex…
Posted: 17 December 2004 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]
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In lieu of getting my last post split from this thread…

OMFG JOHAN (the High Bork Guy) R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE!111!1

Oh the irony, anyway… As Seen on IMG!

Who would win in a battle to the death in this “War of the Newbs (tm)?”

Feel free to include any other noteworthy newbs and idiots I left out. BoldDog7 might be eliminated from this contest depending on if he is just Prometheus or, in the sad possibility that his parents kept up the whole procreation thing.

Rather than pit these forces into physical combat, I suggest they debate a topic online. Only the winner would be allowed to post (rarely) and the others would be banned. Who would win? Would one get frustrated over the other’s superior misuse of the english language? Would all reasoning and logic be thrown aside resulting in there never being a clear victor? Would they even grasp the concept?

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Posted: 17 December 2004 08:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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*double sigh*

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Posted: 17 December 2004 08:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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The problem with a debate though, would be that they’d agree on anything you throw at them, being of the same level of intelligence, political conviction, etc.

Instead, I suggest they be put in a sealed room with the task of solving a one-piece jigsaw puzzle and promise to set them free once solved. This would rid us of all of them. All.

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Posted: 17 December 2004 09:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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DigitalRebel definitely wins.

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Posted: 17 December 2004 09:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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[quote author=“try_again”]DigitalRebel definitely wins.

Agreed, his newbness eclipses all of them.

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Posted: 17 December 2004 09:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I vote for “All Contestants Mangled and Killed”.

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Posted: 17 December 2004 09:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I say we switch their bookmarks from IMG to the macteens forums.

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Posted: 17 December 2004 03:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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The best way to deal with this is found in Foamy’s Rant III

32-hour Burning Flesh-fest!

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Posted: 17 December 2004 03:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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[quote author=“SilentBobCDN”]The best way to deal with this is found in Foamy’s Rant III

32-hour Burning Flesh-fest!

LOL. Yes… We need a new reality TV show where morons get removed from society every 30 minutes. TidusJeff would be first…  :D

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Posted: 21 December 2004 08:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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[quote author=“Prometheus”]thankyou…I am not posting anymore on this gadamned stupid topic.

So you say on your first post in this gadamned stupid topic.

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Posted: 21 December 2004 01:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I hate you Promeatmyass.  I hate you Prograssprorass.  I hate you Rowrateraylass.

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Posted: 21 December 2004 04:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Kevin banned him.

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Posted: 22 December 2004 09:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Please make me a mod - this crap ^^^ would be baleted in a flash….

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Posted: 26 December 2004 03:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Haha, DIE COMPETITION DIE DIE!

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Posted: 26 December 2004 07:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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They have been banned, and users deleted. New users are now required to get approved by an admin.

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