This is a direct theft from other forums, but I kinda like it… The idea is to insult the previous poster. And that’s about it.

< is open to insults.

^ isn’t smart enough to make up things of his own.

^gets pwn3d by 56k and hair trimmers.

^ smells like baby poo

< has a baby, what’s your excuse?

^^ doesn’t need an excuse, since he knows how to use a shower.

^ doesn’t, by the smell of it.

^ needs to understand golden showers don’t count.

^ needs to understand that brown showers are even worse.

^ knows too much about that subject. Far, far too much.  Thus, the pink hair.

^ Knows even more, hence the complete lack of hair.

Both of you look like scruffy nerf herder.  I know it is horrible but it is my first try.

^ needs to practice on his insults.

^ has a nerf football “herded” along with his “herded” gerbil.

^ Got cheating, well at least cybering with another person in an MMORPG.

^^ needs to work on his ninja speeds…

< Needs to work on his speed as well

^ cybers with SydeX