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Auron
Posted: 14 August 2006 03:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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[quote author=“Zack”][quote author=“Auron”][quote author=“Zack”][quote author=“Auron”][quote author=“Zack”]After the ass kicking I handed out in Hunter to Mike, I’m all for owning him in Mario Kart.

WHA WHA WHAT? You mean the ass kicking I handedout to YOU except for maybe one game!


Easy explanation: I was warming up. Hence, the last game we played, I kicked ass and took names. Your name.

That’s it, you-me tonight Metroid Prime Grudge match. You’re going down bitch!

You’ve already lost Mike, you just don’t know it. It’s sad, really.

pishaw. You beat me once out of like 5 games when I was using my worst character.
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Auron
Posted: 23 August 2006 03:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Damn wheels you are good at photoshop.

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Auron
Posted: 23 August 2006 10:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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[quote author=“Zack”]Damn wheels you are good at photoshop.

You and I both know I can’t photoshop for crap.
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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Maybe if you spent less time stalking at the beach and more time doing tutorials you wouldn’t be so bad.

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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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[quote author=“Zack”]Maybe if you spent less time stalking at the beach and more time doing tutorials you wouldn’t be so bad.

The fact I wooped you despite that only makes you look worse.
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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Don’t you have some innocent beach pedestrians you should be fondling or something? Maybe go to Bed Bath and Beyond and upgrade your pink curtains to something more exotic, say "Magenta Fusion"?

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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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[quote author=“Zack”]Don’t you have some innocent beach pedestrians you should be fondling or something? Maybe go to Bed Bath and Beyond and upgrade your pink curtains to something more exotic, say "Magenta Fusion"?

Cleary you can’t distinguish fantasy from reality as you seem to think I’m a beach stalker in real life. So its no suprise you think your fantasy of wooping me in Metroid is real.
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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Clearly you can’t spell buttmunch.

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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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[quote author=“Zack”]Clearly you can’t spell buttmunch.

CLEARLY you are the only one who didn’t know that.
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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Me and that chick in bondage in your basement.

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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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your mom?
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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Kevin’s mom, actually.

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Posted: 23 August 2006 10:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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nice
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Posted: 23 August 2006 04:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Pre-Battle:


AIM IM with Chrono7814
9:54 PM
Mike: metroid battle time?
Zack: give me like 30ish minutes? Eating
Mike: alrighty
Zack:I’d start praying now
9:55 PM
Mike: yes I know you need to so feel free to start praying now
Zack:do you have a pencil and piece of paper?
10:00 PM
Mike: yes
Zack:good, because I’m about to take your ass to SCHOOL BITCH
Mike: cool, I’ll graduate that SHIT
Zack:How can you? You’re not wearing any PANTS!
Mike: last time I checked jeans count as pants
Zack:last time you counted jesus was on trial
Zack:BUUUUURN
Zack:someone call an ambulance, we have a BURN victim!
10:05 PM
Mike: Being 1000+ years old only makes me wiser and more able to woop you
Zack:after 1000 years you probably have mad arthritis
Mike: I would if I didn’t have my joints replaced with unbreakable titanium
Zack:becaues thats the only way you could get it up eh
Mike: oh that has needed no replacement
Zack:you’re right, it never gets used so no need to
10:10 PM
Mike: oh it gets used alright, on kevin’s mom
Zack:hahah, I hear that!
Mike: I couldn’t skip that opening
Zack:yeah, she has alot of openings
Mike: ZING
10:15 PM
Zack:bad news, my ds battery is dead, must recharge
Mike: blast
Zack:however
Zack:if I can find an open outlet
Mike: or in other words your scared witless
Zack:has to be near my cpu or I get shit connection
10:25 PM
Mike: well let me know if you get that set up
Zack:don’t worry, I eagerly await kicking your ass
Mike: you’ll be waiting a long time then
Zack:almost as long as you’ve waited to get laid
Mike: well that did take awhile, so ya sounds about how long you’ll be waiting
Zack:not with your moms help
10:30 PM
Mike: I don’t think my mom is going to help you
Zack:why, she busy with you right now?
Zack:SNAP
Mike: ouch

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