I’ve always wondered about this: do Teletubbies count as actual humans? I’m talking about the actual characters themselves here, not the real humans inside of them.

They certainly are humanoids, are they not?

Are they human? Are they alien? Should they just be band from this universe? Discuss.

Yes. BAND!

And no, not human. Course, im basing this on whether i would have any sense of remorse about killing them in a very vicious manner with a sharp sword… and ive had a day-dream about doing that to most of the people in one of my classes….

im going to just stop typing now… making it look like im some sort of homicidal maniac.

which im not.. really.

I believe they must be macroscopic amoebas, so don’t try to slice them to death, you might just increase the population.

Poison is the way to go.

I drank a teletubby once. Mixture of red food colouring and vodka. They called it a “Po”. Good night that.

I used to drink vodka straight like that, without the food coloring though. Man those were some good underage drinking parties that I booted for because ive looked over 18 since i was 15. I guess its not really booting when the delivery guy didnt check ID anyway. but whatever.

I cant do straight vodka anymore. mixed with 7-up or sprite is good. i will do shots of Jagermeister, Sambuka, something like that.

Oh, right, teletubbies… umm… BAND!

If you want to kill a teletubby just put it in a pen with a Pikmin. It’s a commonly known fact among biologists that the Pikmin is the natural enemy of the teletubby.

Well, if it bleeds…
*pulls out machete*

you haven’t seen true horror until you’ve witnessed the boo-bahs.

They dance and fart and look like bald zitted bellybutton lint…

[quote author=“gorilla”]you haven’t seen true horror until you’ve witnessed the boo-bahs.

They dance and fart and look like bald zitted bellybutton lint…

:shock:

Teletubbies are sinners. Burn them all!

There is merit in your argument….

[quote author=“gorilla”]you haven’t seen true horror until you’ve witnessed the boo-bahs.

They dance and fart and look like bald zitted bellybutton lint…

Heh, I’ve seen these on TV before, it is just the weirdest thing. And you KNOW the guy who invented it was majorly into LSD in the 60’s… well infact proberbly still is into LSD. Nobody sober can create something like that.

[quote author=“gorilla”]you haven’t seen true horror until you’ve witnessed the boo-bahs.

They dance and fart and look like bald zitted bellybutton lint…

Meh. I can’t see it. What kind of fuckron makes a site based on Flash and Javascript? I hate this craptarded idea that if it’s not bouncing and giving everyone epileptic fits, it’s a boring website! These turdswallowers need a lesson in accessible web design. And stop using Word to make websites, you cretinous twot-twiddlers! Haven’t you heard of any other design tools, you vomitous cretins?!

P.S. Teletubbies taste like chicken. Yet they are clearly not human. Therefore, they must be soy-based.

[quote author=“gorilla”]you haven’t seen true horror until you’ve witnessed the boo-bahs.

They dance and fart and look like bald zitted bellybutton lint…

That kind of scares me a little.  :shock:

Welcome to Bork, Chris, where everyone knows your name. *plays the Cheers theme song*—Jim

[quote author=“DigitalRebel”]I’ve always wondered about this: do Teletubbies count as actual humans? I’m talking about the actual characters themselves here, not the real humans inside of them.

They certainly are humanoids, are they not?

Are they human? Are they alien? Should they just be band from this universe? Discuss.

No, and therefore they are legitimate for target practice!