Disciples of Bork | Read me first: Forum Guidelines

Read me first: Forum Guidelines

Whaleman

Posted: 29 November 2004 02:11 PM

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Welcome to Disciples of Bork, the forum that takes over where IMG’s Off-Topic isn’t enough. This is a site designed for Mac gamers in first hand, but that doesn’t focus on Mac gaming. In fact, PC users are just as welcome, as long as they respect the Mac platform.

The rules here are pretty simple.

Do not post about DoB at IMG or any related forum. We’re remaining “underground”.
Don’t promote warez
Don’t link/talk porn
Don’t be a complete ass
Don’t use animated or oversized avatars (80x80 should be enough for anybody, and subtle animations are ok)
Don’t use images in the signature
Don’t do drugs
Don’t abuse the smileys
Eat your greens
Don’t rape the English language.
Be nice to fluffy animals

Thank you for joining and please enjoy your stay.

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Here at the Disciples of Bork we’re all equals…
...it’s just that a few of us are more equal than the rest of you.

And I’m the most equal of all.

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ProfessorX

Posted: 30 November 2004 06:35 AM

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Rubber Chicken

Total Posts: 409

Joined 2004-11-30

Uh, can we be more specific about the degree that one should not be an ass? I’m pretty much always an ass.

Somewhere I had a set of extended and Aquafied smilies for phpBB. Should I dig those up?

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Whaleman

Posted: 30 November 2004 07:26 AM

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[quote author=“ProfessorX”]Uh, can we be more specific about the degree that one should not be an ass? I’m pretty much always an ass.

Somewhere I had a set of extended and Aquafied smilies for phpBB. Should I dig those up?

There, added some emphasis… though you’ve never been an ass on the forums. As long as you make the majority of the users like you and laugh at your posts… you’re not an ass

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Here at the Disciples of Bork we’re all equals…
...it’s just that a few of us are more equal than the rest of you.

And I’m the most equal of all.

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ConEEE

Posted: 30 November 2004 08:31 AM

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God of Meatballs

Total Posts: 1096

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[quote author=“Whaleman”]Don’t rape the English

Phew, there was this other forum I used to go to. That’s all they’d ever do.

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Doot, doot, doot, doot doooo doo BOOM.

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SilentBobCDN

Posted: 30 November 2004 08:38 AM

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God of Meatballs

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I heard about that one. Scary things happened there. Nice to know nothing like that will happen under Bork.

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Remember kids, Jebus Chris was mildly wounded for your sins.

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ConEEE

Posted: 30 November 2004 08:41 AM

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God of Meatballs

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I feel proud to be a member of a forum where it is unacceptable to rape english people. I’m proud to be bork!

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Doot, doot, doot, doot doooo doo BOOM.

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Raws

Posted: 30 November 2004 01:02 PM

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80x80 avatars! That’s pretty big… I usually limit my users to 64x64 for cosmetic purposes

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<LadyOrca> you don’t like shellfish porn?

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Mt_K3

Posted: 30 November 2004 01:29 PM

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God of Meatballs

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I’ve raped people that have raped the English language. Does this constitute as raping the English language, or just completely screwing someone. (Pun intended)

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Lego bestiality.
Esio trot. Esio trot. Teg reggib, reggib.

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Raws

Posted: 30 November 2004 01:37 PM

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[quote author=“Mt_K3”]I’ve raped people that have raped the English language. Does this constitute as raping the English language, or just completely screwing someone. (Pun intended)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S YOU!!

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<LadyOrca> you don’t like shellfish porn?

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gorilla

Posted: 01 December 2004 01:57 PM

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Bork Bork Bork

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[quote author=“Whaleman”]...Don’t rape the English language.
Be nice to fluffy animals…

How about raping fluffy animals?

I have a nasty habit of such an act…

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gorillandy: sleep with me, wheaties
Wheaties: I like real thrillers, not the one’s where I’m like "ew, wtf"

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Whaleman

Posted: 01 December 2004 02:16 PM

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[quote author=“gorilla”][quote author=“Whaleman”]...Don’t rape the English language.
Be nice to fluffy animals…

How about raping fluffy animals?

I have a nasty habit of such an act…

Ewwww…. BAND!

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Here at the Disciples of Bork we’re all equals…
...it’s just that a few of us are more equal than the rest of you.

And I’m the most equal of all.

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Raws

Posted: 01 December 2004 02:24 PM

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gorilla
800 lbs of hairy ass

I can’t wait to get band from these forums.

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<LadyOrca> you don’t like shellfish porn?

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yellow#5

Posted: 06 January 2005 04:03 AM

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God of Meatballs

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[quote author=“gorilla”]How about raping fluffy animals?

I propose all furries and furry related activites be ban’d. Plushies are OK

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I ain’t sure I’d even want to wake up again if my ass cheek and brain were that stabbed

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Xaphon

Posted: 06 January 2005 05:43 AM

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Bork Bork Bork

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[quote author=“ConEEE”][quote author=“Whaleman”]Don’t rape the English

Phew, there was this other forum I used to go to. That’s all they’d ever do.

I knew i’d met you somewhere before…

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