Laptops = Toasted Testicles
Posted: 09 December 2004 12:02 AM
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It can get even worse though. I don’t have the link, but a Swedish scientist managed to get second or even third degree burns on his penis when using a laptop in his knee… now that has to hurt.
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Posted: 09 December 2004 12:56 AM
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There should be a weapon like that in UT.
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Posted: 09 December 2004 12:59 AM
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Posted: 09 December 2004 01:07 AM
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*Uncrosses legs and eyes G4tower suspiciously.
Posted: 09 December 2004 03:07 AM
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[quote author=“Landru”]There should be a weapon like that in UT.
$20 to the person who conjures up the weapon name that laughs me to tears…
Posted: 09 December 2004 03:47 AM
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Posted: 09 December 2004 07:23 AM
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Spermicide Cannon?
I read that article, looked at my laptop and said “Wow, free birth control!”.
Posted: 09 December 2004 09:35 AM
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Anyone else mentally flashback to the sound a burning sausage makes as it sizzles on the pan while reading the article?
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Posted: 09 December 2004 03:15 PM
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Bork forgive me for this: The Scrotizzle Sizzle!
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Posted: 09 December 2004 04:02 PM
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The Lapinator or The Burning Lap Thing of DOOM!
Posted: 09 December 2004 10:18 PM
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Honestly, right now in my life I see a negative effect on a sperm good thing. I rather not have illegitmate children.
Posted: 10 December 2004 09:55 AM
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[quote author=“Greg Gant”]Honestly, right now in my life I see a negative effect on a sperm good thing. I rather not have illegitmate children.
Amen to that.
