| Quote ID | Date | Quote |
|---|---|---|
| 573 | 2010-05-23 18:35:53 |
<Doolan> Also dear, do you know an *approximate* pants size for ye? <Morgan> let me see some of my trousers <Raws> I tore my finger open on a rose thorn and was bleeding everywhere <Raws> but Ginger cleaned me up <Doolan> Dog saliva is a pretty effective antiseptic <Morgan> I think between 38-40 aprox <Raws> dog saliva rules <Doolan> Goody *** Gafwyn joined the chat room. <Doolan> And yes, dog saliva is the best thing <Gafwyn> o_O <Morgan> have in mind that I have generous thighs <Gafwyn> O_O |
| 549 | 2010-05-08 21:13:51 |
*** LimpDickPole left the chat room. (Quit: Scar my tattered body no more with your punishing dildo mallet) |
| 707 | 2010-10-24 22:06:33 |
<SilentBob> dizzzzamn. anyone have Darren McFadden? <CCP> :smug: <SilentBob> you motherfucker |
| 830 | 2012-01-03 03:10:51 |
<Jep> cidsa if I visit you will you buy me beer <Cidsa> no <Jep> why not <Cidsa> you'd probably think that made us married or something |
| 547 | 2010-05-05 02:28:15 |
<sab> well, lots of the girls who when to school with me are now fat, pregnant, married and/or with three or four kids <sab> and i'm 32 and live with my parents <Jep> we're exactly alike <Jep> please show me the world <Jep> in your pants <sab> i'll stick to plastic dongs with batteries |
| 453 | 2010-01-02 18:05:01 |
<Raws> I had to drive deep into a blizzard to deliver Char and her friends to some slammin' party <Wheaties> I had to drive deep into a blizzard to dick Char and herdickdickto some slammin' party <Raws> oh god no <Raws> no no no <Doolan> Nobody else read that, right? * Doolan did not <Raws> I certainly didn't <Raws> in fact, what are you talking about? <Doolan> The link that Nate opened for ye of course, <Doolan> and the TV series I was watching instead of reading things here <Raws> aha <Raws> of course |
| 545 | 2010-05-05 02:22:06 |
<sab> i'd only be a cougar for a man with a jaguar |
| 12 | 2007-01-12 19:22:25 |
<RefinedSugar> wtf <RefinedSugar> hello? <Gafgarion> wtf <Gafgarion> hello? <Jopling> wtf <Jopling> hello? <Whale|IMG> wtf <Whale|IMG> hello? <PMG4> wtf <PMG4> hello? <TrueJavier> wtg <TrueJavier> f**k |
| 680 | 2010-10-02 14:52:17 |
<topbob> http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9mxm4Enlr1qbipv3o1_400.gif <Raws> I think maury's show probably sees more touchdown dances than the NFL |
| 445 | 2009-12-29 04:51:52 |
<sab> .fml <Wheaties> Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML <sab> mealworms are tasty <Wheaties> dicks are tasty <sab> eewwwwww |