| Quote ID | Date | Quote |
|---|---|---|
| 658 | 2010-09-17 21:44:57 |
<Jep> I'm never going to an asian massage parlor. <Jep> ever. <Jep> again. |
| 718 | 2010-11-03 19:55:59 |
<Cidsa> you know, whoever designed hormones is a fucking dick <Cidsa> seriously though, what purpose does me getting super horny during my period serve <Cidsa> except to make me rage <Raws> well, you get to tell creepers on the internet about it <Monkfish> are we creepers? <Raws> probably <Monkfish> not the green explody kind <Raws> hopefully not |
| 486 | 2010-02-26 18:08:16 |
<Gafwyn> spelunking almost sounds like an onomatopoeia for gay sex <Gafwyn> spelunk spelunk spelunk |
| 673 | 2010-09-27 10:52:54 |
<sab> mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the looooord *** sab left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) |
| 431 | 2009-12-08 18:04:54 |
<Cid> my fps is plummeting <Wheaties> my dick is plummeting |
| 280 | 2009-02-16 20:12:55 |
<Jep> I should call doolan and wake him up <Jep> and tell him to come downstairs for breakfast <Morgan> I'll eat something in the office <Morgan> poor lad, let him sleep <Jep> haha <Jep> I'm going to wake up gaf, though <Jep> because <Jep> he calls me sometimes <Jep> and does that shit to me <Morgan> lol <Jep> wakes me up at 3am <Jep> to tell me my mom wants me to come downstairs to breakfast <Morgan> awesome <Jep> oh man, I just totally woke him up <Jep> awesome <Jep> so, what's wrong with dools? <Morgan> he's sick, if you wake up him I'll go personally to your bedroom and kick your ass till I get bored <Morgan> understand? |
| 419 | 2009-11-17 03:37:24 |
* silentbob_ (~silentbo@S0106001346fbd989.no.shawcable.net) has joined #perkele <silentbob_> Dammit. I just clued in that Lucy in the sky with diamonds equals LSD. *facepalm* * silentbob_ has quit ("Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi") |
| 307 | 2009-06-09 16:26:38 |
<Jep> stop talking about my mom's vaginas |
| 560 | 2010-05-12 19:06:40 |
<Jep> Sadly gaf, my mom keeps telling me to go and jerk off |
| 201 | 2008-06-08 20:50:59 |
<Gaf> i got her so wet that she was actually dripping through her jeans. awesome. |