| Quote ID | Date | Quote |
|---|---|---|
| 831 | 2012-01-03 03:19:11 |
<Jesse> I don't think cid has ever bought alcohol <Raws> Cidsa has a special government ID for buying beverages, but it's not for booze, it's for industrial quantities of soda |
| 195 | 2008-03-26 19:05:35 |
<Doolan> Chance is I've never tried proper sushi <Doolan> But the sushi I've tried had a rather bland taste <Doolan> until you added killer sauces <Doolan> Then it would taste like the said killer sauces <Doolan> A similar and cheaper effect could be obtained by spreading said sauces on a sheet of white paper <Doolan> And, although salmon is tasty even raw, <Doolan> I find it better cooked <Doolan> I have a strong prejudice against sushi as a historian <Doolan> If we prohibited the consumption of any food in, say, Germany, for five hundred years <Doolan> and allowed only eating mud, <Doolan> after the said five hundred years the Germans would make the most amazing dishes out of mud <Doolan> They would be so good it wouldn't even taste much like mud <Doolan> But it would still be mud |
| 117 | 2007-09-06 15:21:56 |
<CCP> my e-penis has brown not once, not twice, but thrice tonight <CCP> grown* <CCP> oh god |
| 730 | 2010-11-09 19:49:09 |
<Jep> Some 40 year old guy just came in my room and jumped on my roomate <Jep> Rolling all over him <Gafwyn> welcome to the army, dude |
| 84 | 2007-04-06 18:27:56 |
<Morgan_> Shawn breast are better |
| 542 | 2010-05-03 18:46:52 |
<Trotsky> some faggot submitted <Trotsky> but my insane burn on jep's mom wasn't <Trotsky> the qdb is some xkcd level shit without more of my quotes |
| 442 | 2009-12-25 19:11:59 |
<Wheaties> Dick <Wheaties> the commander in my family wears two or three |
| 715 | 2010-11-02 18:23:28 |
<Doolan> Oh jesus christ hobo, shut up <Doolan> I have this crazy arabic hobo yelling every night <Doolan> It's like playing BF2 nonstop |
| 97 | 2007-06-08 15:52:09 |
<sab> i'm subscribed to a horoscope newsletter <sab> and they tell me "Uranus is positioned for summer surprises" |
| 762 | 2010-12-06 18:05:12 |
<Doolan> Man <Doolan> What has the Royal Navy come to <Doolan> This is their new flagship http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Albion_(L14) <Doolan> A fricken LPD as a flagship <Doolan> That's the lowest of the low <Monkfish> we are a shattered and broken people <Doolan> There's also the fact that Albion herself was almost decommissioned not long ago <Monkfish> we need a new ship <Monkfish> hmm <Monkfish> the... <Monkfish> the channel fucker <Doolan> I would vote for that |