| Quote ID | Date | Quote |
|---|---|---|
| 136 | 2007-11-02 09:01:45 |
<kevster> touch me ross <kevster> please |
| 33 | 2007-01-30 12:41:10 |
<Biablo> kevin, the man, the rock <underground> the semen receptacle <Raws> it wouldn't surprise me if "kevin" is an anagram for "semen receptacle" in some ancient tongue <Raws> like norse |
| 398 | 2009-10-25 08:51:04 |
<vindelilla> mmmm... macarrones... <Wheaties> the tip. Mmmmmmm....ohhhhhh yesssss....here it comes....getting ready to spurt....any...moment now....YESSSSS!!!!!!!! Cumming now!!! <vindelilla> O.O.......... |
| 437 | 2009-12-14 19:32:08 |
<Jep> I really want to do all these trips like you guys <Jep> but everyone here seems to make a lot of money... <Jep> or at least, money to spend on shit like that <Jep> and here I can't even afford to move out <Jep> least of all buy my own shoes * SilentBob has left #perkele (SilentBob) <mav> we all sell drugs <Jep> Which, though? <Jep> I've tried crack and it didn't do too well in this neighborhood * SilentBob has joined #perkele <SilentBob> whoops <Jep> And no one will buy ludes anymore... <mav> heh <mav> I'm impressed that you even know what quaaludes are <Jep> Pot is way too common, everyone and their mother has a dealer for that shit <SilentBob> FUCKIN' LUDES <mav> who the hell does quaaludes still <Jep> Exactly <SilentBob> i remember hearing it was coming back <Jep> I bought some from a dealer and he said I could make a bundle <Jep> But I tried selling them and he disappeared <mav> you got into a drug pyramid scheme <Jep> There aren't any fucking laser floyd shows around here <Jep> he said there were <Jep> I guess BTH sells great here, but I can't find a dealer for that <Jep> Plus, can't afford to be the middle man for it anymore <Jep> shit's expensive <mav> man jep, you are actually starting to frighten me <SilentBob> wtb is bth? <Jep> black tar heroin <SilentBob> sounds even healthier than normal heroin. <mav> jep if you ever do drugs or sell them I will punch you in the face so hard <Jep> It's what the mexicans deal with <mav> I will buy a plane ticket to xenia <mav> just to punch you in the face |
| 681 | 2010-10-02 20:11:22 |
<CCP> crispix: gay <crispix> CCP: Ebbe how gay butts are you |
| 312 | 2009-06-26 13:48:38 |
<|sab> poppy poppy poppy <|sab> wheaties poppy <Wheaties> !topic sars wars tonight http://raws.dyndns.org:1339/7d5f1/perkele_theatre | endeavour earthjaculation scheduled for the english, look at me how much * ChanServ has changed the topic to: http://stats.cerealbot.org/perkele | sars wars tonight http://raws.dyndns.org:1339/7d5f1/perkele_theatre | endeavour earthjaculation scheduled for the english, look at me how much <|sab> ... <|sab> did i do that? <Gafwyn> lmao wheaties <Wheaties> Exactly |
| 777 | 2011-01-06 16:42:04 |
<Monkfish> I jepped on cidsa's feet. dools jepped cidsa in the back of the head <Monkfish> raws jepped in his own face |
| 107 | 2007-08-08 19:53:56 |
<Raws> when I grow up, I want to manufacture anal thermometers in asia <kevster> well thats about all you can do since you didn't get into college <Raws> shut up or I'll stick my thermometer up your anus, because you're looking sort of hot <Raws> what the christ did I just say <Mt_K3|out> that was so tasty |
| 684 | 2010-10-07 16:15:51 |
<Monkfish> can I be a fuckbird |
| 657 | 2010-09-17 21:43:35 |
<Jep> 20 minutes into the massage she reached for my dick and bells started going off |